NED: So, I was a guest at a Jewish circumcision.
ED: Really.
NED: The hosts actually charged admission to watch, and made us line up outside!
ED: Really.
NED: I couldn’t believe their nerve—such queue bris!
Which Olympic event is most painful?
Hurdles.
Nietzsche joined Facebook, and Thus Poked Zarathustra.
A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.
Every sanitorium should have a restaurant–to ensure its coughers are full.
See @pungents #CanadianActionMovies on Twitter.
- Nickelback to the Future
- A Tim’s to Kill
- Brokeback Mountie
- The Saguenay of Defeat
- Lord Blackula
- Kill Bill III: Harper Prorogues Again
- Dances with Wools
- Codzilla
- Arctic Tracy
- Stop Or My Mom Will Chicoutimi
- 28 Ehs Later
- Midnight Cowpie
- Lifeson is Beautiful
- Dawn of the Zed
- Dial M for Mercer
- The Full Mountie
- 8000-Mile
- A Few Good Mansbridges
- J’Aimes Bonbons
- A River Runs Through Manitoba
- Tarsand
- Rockies 1 through 6
- Oedipus Rex Murphy
- Metis the Fockers
- Dieppe Throat
- SARS Attacks
- The Three Muskokateers
- Apocalypse Snow
- Pirates of the Caribou
- Inuit You Did Last Summer
- Molson City
- Tron-o
- Bill Blair Snitch Project
- Raccoonies
- The Hunt for Fred MacTober
- Mr and Mississauga
- Full Puffy Jacket
- War of the Squirrels
- The Boring Identity
- E.I.
- Dirty Barrie
- Canadarmy Of Darkness
- Alanis vs Predator
- Ducepption
- Bloc Quebecois Down
- Zamboni on the Fourth of July
- Albertigo
The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
The fear of footnotes: aka appendix-cite-is.
Is my business just a cover for the Mafia? I take a front to that.
Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.


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