I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
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Loading... (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading... (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My pet monkey is very shy. It came as no surprise, then, that my girlfriend got mad when I took macaque out on a busy street.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Some noises just happen onomatically.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...You may ask when will it snow for Christmas, but I ask when will it rein, deer?
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...Rumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: ‘I Want Chewbacca‘.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...You will rue your lies, by the end of Fibruary.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I hate watering the lawn. It really irrigates me.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I’m sick of puns about the desert – they’re so overdune.
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