Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
How does trial by media usually work?
A: Immediately after any allegation, there’s a public lynching, followed by a noose conference.
The professional torturer had to hire a bookkeeper who understood a cruel accounting.
Mountaineering? You might hurt your feet if you climb Krakatoa.
Why do cannibals attending university only eat the head, the buttocks and the genitals?
Because they’re so skull-ass-dick!
If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
Hear they’re opening an Indian restaurant in naAntarctica? It’s a way to curry favour with the locals.
Undead insects? Some bees don’t want to bite you, but zombies do.
Only one of the Three Stooges was quoted in the Bible. It was always ‘Mo sez’ this and ‘Mo sez’ that.



