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PHONE BALONEY

Dear Pun Gents, I need a good name for a giveaway that a company involved with phones and bluetooth devices does every Friday. ~Torin, Snoqualmie, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Pho… Pho… Phone!  Merry Xmas!
  2. Phone-me of the State
  3. Catching Phlies with Phoney
  4. The bluetooth and nothing but the bluetooth
  5. John Wilkes Bluetooth
  6. It’s a call amity!
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BAND ON THE PUN

Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny band name pun. ~Mikey, Plattsburgh, NY

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Band Aid
  2. Songofabitch
  3. Of Chorus
  4. Recorduroy
  5. The Strolling Strones
  6. Living Color Me Badly Drawn Boy George Michael Jackson Five for Fighting Miss Daisy
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MADE TO ORDERBY

Dear Pun Gents, a roller derby name related to the NY Yankees (Not Bronx Bombers), Harry Potter, or video games. ~Dee, Norwich, CT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Jeterbugs
  2. Damaged Yankees
  3. A-rod and Stick
  4. Hogwarts Warthogs
  5. Snapers
  6. Halofire
  7. Wiisels
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TIGER SILLIES

Dear Pun Gents, some friends and I are competing in a charity treasure hunt, where the theme is the Chinese New Year. This is the year of the tiger: Got any ‘tiger’ names? ~Dana, Rohnert Park, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Stripe Search
  2. Orange Rover
  3. Claw of the Jungle
  4. Bigcatted Remarks
  5. Tigers love the gnu ear celebrations.
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BALLAH BE PRAISED

Dear Pun Gents, looking for an original and clever name for our adult co-ed kickball team. Our uniform color is black. ~Sarah, Studio City, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Kball Guys
  2. The Kballah
  3. Kick Me Kate
  4. The Kickerbockers
  5. Blackballed
  6. Balligerents
  7. Ballkick Bartokomous
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SOCIOPATHOLOGY

Dear Pun Gents, socialists and death – can you do it? Need to beat ‘youthenasia.’ ~Emma, Melbourne

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Marxed for Death
  2. Bad Engel shot
  3. Karl up and die
  4. Left for dead
  5. I Shot Lenin
  6. Communisticable diseases
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THE INCREDIBLE HULL-UK

Dear Pun Gents, we are a tennis team from Hull in the United Kingdom and need a pun about tennis for a t-shirt, the ruder the better. Please help, anything will do! ~Jon, Hull, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Go to Hull
  2. Welcome to hull. You’re ship out of luck.
  3. Many more tennis pun requests here.
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HIGHER EDUMACATION

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun-ny name for an academic blog about youth, media and popular culture. Other topics include fame, celebrity, stardom and television. It’s a blog name, so 1-3 words max, preferably. (I know – it’s hard! But you guys can do it. I have faith) ~Lindsay, Dallas, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. PhDizzle
  2. The Aca-dame
  3. Mediacademia
  4. Academedia
  5. Academeaning
  6. You’re Higher-ed!
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