Dear Pun Gents, I have to do a best man speech for guy who is interested in model railways, loves Top Gun and eats loads of bacon – any decent ideas? ~Ed, Ripon, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. She'll have him at her bacon call.
2. His fiance trained him well.
3. He's a railly lucky guy.
4. When I heard he was getting married I thought he had a loco motive.

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Dear Pun Gents, I need a saying for an alumni softball tournament t-shirt. I am from a small town and drinking is a hobby. The pun can be about softball, drinking, or both! ~Elise, Welsh

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Playing softball is a wasted opportunity
2. Play too much softball and, afterward, you'll spend all night hurling.
3. Why do pitchers scrath their balls on the mound? Because it's slope itch.

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Dear Pun Gents, our legal department is having a team community volunteer baking event for a children’s charity. Can you help us with a slogan? Thanks. ~Michele, Chadds Ford, PA (Long-time fan)

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Dear Pun Gents, something about bicycling running in the family. It’s in my DNA, in my blood, family history of interest in the sport–I am in the cycling industry and work for Shimano in the OEM department. Hope that helps? ~Adam, Mission Viejo, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. A tradition you can’t brake.
2. Never two tired to ride.
3. Give the kids their ride-alin.
4. It starts in the early gears.
5. My mom gave birth to Schwinns.
6. I love the rolling hills. I feel like Bianchi Knolls [Beyonce Knowles].

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Dear Pun Gents, I am looking for a pun to go along with field hockey and breast cancer. We are having a fundraiser and are looking for something funny and catchy that has to do with both. ~Heidi, Watertown, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Women shouldn't get penalized just for crossing the boob line.
2. Pay attention in the faceoff areola.
3. The Old Mammo Grammas!
4. There's no "I" in tumour.
5. Victory requires a cancerted effort.

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Dear Pun Gents, anything to do with a charity worker helping out in Africa. Or to do with mercy ships, for a profile title. ~Myra, Auckland, New Zealand

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Mercy Beaucoup
2. Holy Ship!
3. When All Help Breaks Loose

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Dear Pun Gents, I need a 'Beach Bachelorette Weekend' t-shirt slogan. ~Rachel, Baltimore, MD

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Bachelortourette's Syndrome: Having a F***in' Good Time!
2. Sugar Rays
3. Dune Bunnies
4. BBW Seeks Good Time

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