Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The term for an unwashed wine connoisseur is ‘smellier’.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.
(14 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...Do pathologists shop at the coroner store?
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Do mathematicians in Sweden use a lot of Sven diagrams?
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...That potheads will always stay up to watch late-night comedy is known as the Law of Reefer-action, aka SNL’s law.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...After being turfed from his job, the grass thief was sod by police. There was evidence that he was carrying a blade. Also, he sent his wife a John Deere letter. But before lawn he was caught. The man said “I just can’t run no mower.”
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