It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.
anatomy
I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons.
President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.
A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.
Do those who seek a sex change get a misterectomy?
If you want to lose weight for your wedding, do it in the Spring. Because bride grows before the fall.
Exhuming a corpse is ratherĀ updignified behaviour.
The breast reduction industry is a real juggernot.
The inventors of the silicone breast implant are long since retired. But I just want to say tanks for the mammaries.
Why do assholes never keep their mouth shut?
Because of the butt-talks!

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