People with verbal diarrhea produce a lot of sputum.
bodily functions
Wondering when it’s ok to fart? Trust your in stink.
If you’re pladder is full at a banquet, then remove some pees.
That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?
If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
Passing gas takes courage, aka intestinal fartitude.
When seeking to ignite his own farts, why did the Moroccan fellow prefer using a powerful blowtorch, as opposed to a simple matchstick?
Because one was light as a feather, but the other was light-ass-o’-fezzer!


