Passing gas takes courage, aka intestinal fartitude.
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(10 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When seeking to ignite his own farts, why did the Moroccan fellow prefer using a powerful blowtorch, as opposed to a simple matchstick?
Because one was light as a feather, but the other was light-ass-o’-fezzer!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If you get a President in your eye, it will cause a blinkin’.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?
Because she was expectoring a child!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I visit the lavatory I get nostalgic. The feeling can be best described as an overwhelming sense of urining.
(10 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.
New Puns on Demand filled today!
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Someone lent me a tampon. I said ‘Thanks!’ She said ‘Don’t mense on it.‘
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