Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.
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(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Charles Dickens was quite moved after witnessing the foul, unhygienic conditions of the English workers. One time he saw a man spitting phlegm down a sewer, and was so disgusted that he wrote a novel about it: Grate Expectorations.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Boomer government reports that Depends spending is on the rise, especially incontinents with European forces or near the Pissific Ocean.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Which assassin farted in a crowded theatre box?
John Wilts Booth.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...People with verbal diarrhea produce a lot of sputum.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Wondering when it’s ok to fart? Trust your in stink.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you’re pladder is full at a banquet, then remove some pees.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
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