If you’re pladder is full at a banquet, then remove some pees.
bodily functions
That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?
Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
Passing gas takes courage, aka intestinal fartitude.
If you get a President in your eye, it will cause a blinkin’.
Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?
Because she was expectoring a child!
Whenever I visit the lavatory I get nostalgic. The feeling can be best described as an overwhelming sense of urining.


