Philosophers often debate the nature of ‘golden shower‘ orgies, aka epistemology.
bodily functions
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.
Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.
Charles Dickens was quite moved after witnessing the foul, unhygienic conditions of the English workers. One time he saw a man spitting phlegm down a sewer, and was so disgusted that he wrote a novel about it: Grate Expectorations.
The Boomer government reports that Depends spending is on the rise, especially incontinents with European forces or near the Pissific Ocean.
Wondering when it’s ok to fart? Trust your in stink.
If you’re pladder is full at a banquet, then remove some pees.
That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.


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