Wondering when it’s ok to fart? Trust your in stink.
bodily functions
That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?
Passing gas takes courage, aka intestinal fartitude.
If you get a President in your eye, it will cause a blinkin’.
Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?
Because she was expectoring a child!
Whenever I visit the lavatory I get nostalgic. The feeling can be best described as an overwhelming sense of urining.
Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.
Someone lent me a tampon. I said ‘Thanks!’ She said ‘Don’t mense on it.‘

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