My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I hate used car dealers. They can be so over sell us.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...My pale friend Ted is looking for a good tanning parlour. I told him to post a “Help Wan Ted” ad.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I came up a with a new toothbrush. So I tried to fund it on Kicks Tartar.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Laxative manufacturers rely on their bran equity.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...If you don’t win at an auction, it leaves a bidder aftertaste.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
- Measure for Measuring Tape
- Two Gentlemen of a Rona
- Taming of the Screw
- Romeo and Juliet Balcony
- Awl’s Well That Ends Well
- Tight As a Door Knocker? (Titus Andronicus)
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.
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