I moved next door to a cannibal. One day he came over for a bite. “Just being nibble-ly,” he explained.
cannibalism
Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe?
Because he had a Swede tooth.
The good-hearted cannibal ate his children because he believed in random snacks of kin-ness.
Thomas Edison was a cannibal?
Hear about the cannibal who kidnapped the octuplets?
He eight them.
Do Asian cannibals eat a lot of raw-men noodles?
Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?
Cannibals tend to be chewsy with their friends.
When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.
What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert?
J-lo.


