Favourite spice among Chinese cannibals: Sinoman
cannibalism
What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert? Boys n berry pie.
My niece ate my nephew. Such a little munch-kin!
Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?
Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!
What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.
Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”
What’s an Iraqi cannibal’s favourite dish?
Legs, Sunni side up!
(but what about cheese Kurds?)
Cannibals just e-man-ate something unusual.
Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.
Why did the cannibal eat his wife and children?
He was familyished!


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