Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s an Iraqi cannibal’s favourite dish?
Legs, Sunni side up!
(but what about cheese Kurds?)
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...How do you rebuke a cannibal?
“Don’t ‘ate!”
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Cannibals just e-man-ate something unusual.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.
(6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Why did the cannibal eat his wife and children?
He was familyished!
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...I moved next door to a cannibal. One day he came over for a bite. “Just being nibble-ly,” he explained.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe?
Because he had a Swede tooth.
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