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04/27/2020

Do BMWs run on assholine?

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

03/10/2020

A used auto salesman, aka a cardealogist.

(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

03/03/2020

Do citrus farmers drive around in lime-oozings?

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

01/31/2020

Go kart racing makes me dizzy. It gives me veer to go.

(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

11/10/2019

When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.

(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)

11/02/2019

My expensive car got stuck in the mud. I know what you’re thinking: Porsche muck.

(7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)

09/04/2019

Is it true that Jesus was sentenced to be run over by a Chrysler PT?

Yes, He was Cruiserfied.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

03/24/2019

Mohondas Gandhi loved Japanese cars.

(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)

02/06/2019

What’s the official flower of the USA?

Carnation.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

04/07/2016

What’s the favourite car of movie stars? Leo drives Dicapriolet.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)