Bruce Lee was meant to be the greatest. It was man of fist destiny.
celebrities
A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
They say Marilyn Monroe had a photographic mammary.
The actor who played the lisping stammerer in The King’s Speech is my Firth choice for Oscar.
Spice Girls, the Movie? It’s about thyme.
When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.
As she’s watching the paparazzi ruckus from heaven, I’m sure she wished to have been Princess Die-anonymously.
Hear that you can place bets in Vegas about celebrity pregnancies? Just check the ovary/undies!
Is Rowan Atkinson’s career over yet? They should call him Mr. Been.
How does ‘Father Earth’ dance so well?
Well, he’s a scientist, so he uses an Algoreithm.

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