Spice Girls, the Movie? It’s about thyme.
celebrities
When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.
As she’s watching the paparazzi ruckus from heaven, I’m sure she wished to have been Princess Die-anonymously.
Hear that you can place bets in Vegas about celebrity pregnancies? Just check the ovary/undies!
Is Rowan Atkinson’s career over yet? They should call him Mr. Been.
How does ‘Father Earth’ dance so well?
Well, he’s a scientist, so he uses an Algoreithm.
The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
Did you know about P. Diddy’s record? He spent a few years in J-Lo. Then he left, because he didn’t want to be friends with Bennifers.
Why can’t J-Lo complete the purchase of her house?
Cuz she’s always in ass-grow.
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.


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