My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.

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There was a sign at a strip club indicating the cost for a lapdance, but it was per loined.

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Intersex people are very erotic. They have a lot of androgynous zones.

Intersex people are very erotic. They have a lot of androgynous zones.
Intersex people are very erotic. They have a lot of androgynous zones.
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Why are all monks promiscuous womanizers?

Because they’ve taken a vow of chase-titty!

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Americans are taking on too much debt, and it’s putting kinks in the economy. They love state-owe-masochism, getting fiscaled, bondage, and other stimulus measures. This is why they are being punished on the S&M 500.

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