DIRECT SIZZLES

Dear Pun Gents, I’m in direct sales (romance enhancement products) and I’m looking for a professional, classy, but fun(ny) name for my team of ladies that the company and my downline will approve. ~Ami, Wichita, Kansas

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Slumberinas
  2. Hot Damn!sels
  3. The Empoweresses
  4. Ex-Prude Advisors
  5. Sultrysts
  6. The Super Eros [Superheros]

 

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THE SLURPER BOWL

Dear Pun Gents, my co-ed football team is trying to think of a name with a sexual pun to it. That’s what the captain wants.  Something where Will Ferrell would say haha. ~Olivia, Fayetteville, NC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Tight Ends [too obvious]
  2. Poonters
  3. Hut Slots
  4. We Touch Down There
  5. No Cuddle Offense
  6. Line of Rimmage
  7. Third and Long
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I saw a lowlife cruising for loose women on the beach. I said “What kind of conch you buyin‘?” He said, “She’s my beach—a shore thing. I don’t care what pebble think, if they sea us together. I hope I end up all tide up.”

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