What’s a close second to a Sex on the Beach?
A Crotch on the Rocks.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Arborists are into treesomes. Which leads to a lot of unplant pregnancies.
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Now for a very special series: Our STI movie night! Caught on the big screen*, in HPV-D!
Featuring:
- Warts of the World
- Extraordinary Pimples
- Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds, starring V.Diesel (an infectious horror show!)
- Schindler’s Syphilist
- Pus in Booty
- The Quickie and The Dead
- Sleeping with the Emnity
- Star Whores Episode II: Attack of the Colons
Followed by a live performance of wandering menstruals!
*or catch it virally on YouTube
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Yes – pervs of the leather flog together.
(8 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.
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