Want to cut the grass? Use a cow, aka a lawn mooer.
cows
Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.
Forget about cows! It’ll be a low off your mind.
Are cows flammable? There is a simple litmoos test.
There is nothing chattier than a half-cow, half duck. They can be very low quack ious.
Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo.
When they are born, wee bulls wobble.
I scratch cows. I’m a moos itchin’.
Never argue with a cow. It’s a mooed point.
I took my bovine to the vet, but he wouldn’t cow operate.

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