Hear about the cannibal who mistakenly ate the leper?

Afterwards he said, “Sorry, I thought you were a dine-o-sore!”

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If I got a yeast infection, I wouldn’t complain. I don’t want to seem like a spore’s port.

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People who are bleeding to death have difficulty opening doors. Because they can’t tournequet.

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