The leading cause of death among pathologists is coronerary heart attacks.
diseases
Those with vitiligo can still have careers as supermottles.
Is baldness inherited or exhairited?
Hear about the cannibal who mistakenly ate the leper?
Afterwards he said, “Sorry, I thought you were a dine-o-sore!”
Another virus? I’m so Zika it.
If I got a yeast infection, I wouldn’t complain. I don’t want to seem like a spore’s port.
People who are bleeding to death have difficulty opening doors. Because they can’t tournequet.
The amputee politician was vainly obsessed with his leg I see.
My mother-in-law got her mammaries replaced by suction cups. Now whenever she leans in for a kiss, I get ma stuck to me.
I’m getting too many sources of Omega-3 fatty acids. I might have the flax-seeding disease.


