In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.
drugs
Wired? Then why read?
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!‘
When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.
Feeling lazy and depressed? Tricycline.
In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
Is the overuse of prescription drugs leading to the End of the World?
Yes, Pharmageddon aka the Apothecalypse.
Tylenol gives me hallucinations of windmills. Acetominophens.


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