Did you hear about the remake of the classic Star Wars film? It was set inside the Drug Enforcement Administration, and it was called The Hemp Pyre: Strike Match.
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The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine.
My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.
It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.
I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.
‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite skinky.
My sister started smoking marijuana. Next thing you know she’ll be joining High Sis.
I’m addicted to Islam. I’m a Koranic user.
Since was pot legalized in Colorado, Denver has become known as the Smile High City.
First step of Cokeaholics Anonymous: admit there is a Higher Powder.