McDonald’s opened an ice Palace. I got so excited I danced a big mac-arena
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(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”
(43 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)Loading...Puns about liver: they may taste awful, but they’re chock full of iron-y.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Why would Castro enjoy a breakfast of poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and a side of potatoes?
ED: I dunno, why?
NED: ‘Cuz, he’s benedict tater!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There’s a lot of hedonism among tropical fruits. It’s always “Go, mango, guava good time!” But the next day they papaya the piper.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Boo-merang: when you angrily send back your pie.
(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)Loading...Several Olympic events involve coffee: eg. the decaflon and the java line.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don’t mean to grape, but in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Why do grapes always dry up in the sun?
Because it’s the raisinable thing to do.
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