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04/21/2023

I’m a food voyeur, but every fricassee disturbs me.

(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

04/16/2023

Why do vegetarians have no sense of humour?

Because they are irony deficient!

(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)

04/14/2023

My Russian mechanic souped up my car. Now it drives like a Borscht!

(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

04/02/2023

Smore’s code: incomprehensible campfire tradition.

(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)

03/30/2023

Why should you never add seasoning to Ethiopian food?

Because that would just add-in salt to injera.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

03/27/2023

Hear about the diet soft drink for Boomers?

Empty Nestea.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

02/26/2023

Do mathematicians like dessert?

Yes – the pi is endless!

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

02/13/2023

Did many oil tankers crash in Prince William Sound because the captain drank too much coffee?

No, just Juan Valdez.

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02/06/2023

The surfer enjoyed a white cap every night before bed. But when it was too dark to surf and he got injured, he couldn’t sue anyone. He had already waved his rights.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

02/05/2023

A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!

(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)