Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
food and drink
What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.

New Puns on Demand filled today!
For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
I offered Jell-o to Prince William, and was accused of pudding on heirs.
If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.
Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.
Overeating at a buffet is an expansive proposition.
Gourmet burgers joints are popping up all over, thanks to the rise of the Hambourgeois.
What’s the side effect of eating at a Jewish bakery? Challah toasts is.
Polish cooking has its ups and downs; its highlights and its lowlights; its apogees and its perogies.