I don’t feel hungry when I see a Belgian waffle; I feel absolutely Flemished!
food and drink
What do you call a beer taster in Ireland?
A Guinness Pig.
Never insult the patriarch of a vietnamese soup restaurant – it would be a pho pa.
Are the French known to waffle on their decisions?
No, they just gaufre it!
I was charged $200 for dinner last night. I think I got plate.
Avocado’s Number: The amount of particles in a guaco mole.
Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?
The sales of peanut butter cups have plummeted during this reesecession.
Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
How do you pay for a hot dog in Geneva? With a Swiss frank.

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