What’s the side effect of eating at a Jewish bakery? Challah toasts is.
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Polish cooking has its ups and downs; its highlights and its lowlights; its apogees and its perogies.
When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.
I don’t feel hungry when I see a Belgian waffle; I feel absolutely Flemished!
What do you call a beer taster in Ireland?
A Guinness Pig.
Never insult the patriarch of a vietnamese soup restaurant – it would be a pho pa.
Are the French known to waffle on their decisions?
No, they just gaufre it!
I was charged $200 for dinner last night. I think I got plate.
Avocado’s Number: The amount of particles in a guaco mole.
Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?


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