NED: Where’s the nearest burger pit?
ED: I don’t know, ask a Pittsburgher.
food and drink
There are Chinese food places popping up along London’s riverbanks. Must be a Sino the Thames.
I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.”
I have a weakness for Japanese soup. Guess that makes me a misochist.
I sell hot dog buns. I’m the breadwiener of the family.
I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remain eggnogstic.
To withhold donuts takes a cruller man than I.
The fruit juice entrepreneur was quite snappley dressed.
What dish would you make of Disney’s Donald? A: Speaking duck.
My pancake maker was stolen, syruptitiously. What a waffle experience – I feel like I’ve been creped. Who will solve this griddle? It’s a salt and buttery: but will the charges stick?


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