I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.
furniture
Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
CARPET DIEM
Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Whenever I get home I am immediately on rugs.
- Don’t ruin a rug. That’s carpetal punishment.
Who invented the Allen key? I have no Ikea.


