Where in Africa does everyone ask for favours? Kenya.
geography
Where are people the meanest?
Armenia.
I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta.
I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau.
How do you pay for a hot dog in Geneva? With a Swiss frank.
In Italy do the priests ride around on vespers?
Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.
I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.
Scandinavians live at the edge of the Earth, ie Fin land.
When they told me La Paz was a capital city, I said I don’t Bolivia.