Where do hens go to lay eggs?
The Chick Republic!
Where do hens go to lay eggs?
The Chick Republic!
In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?
The Emperor Penguin ruled the Birdish Empire. He fought a war against the Ostrich-Hungarian Empire to liberate Turkey. When he could not gain any Moa territory, the Emperor was not Emused. He decided to invade the Florida Kiwis instead.
Since was pot legalized in Colorado, Denver has become known as the Smile High City.
There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians?
The women are somehow bouncier, on the gal o’ pogos islands.
Arabia remains arid and grassless, despite the best efforts of the House of Saud.
In Scotland all roads lead to loam.
You always get a lot of choice in Andorra.
I went to Damascus and, stumbling around drunk, got impaled upon some jagged glass. Immediately I felt Assyrian pane in my side.