Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be Svendled. Ikea you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a Volvocano, filled with rage.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Where do hens go to lay eggs?
The Chick Republic!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...The Emperor Penguin ruled the Birdish Empire. He fought a war against the Ostrich-Hungarian Empire to liberate Turkey. When he could not gain any Moa territory, the Emperor was not Emused. He decided to invade the Florida Kiwis instead.
(13 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)Loading...Since was pot legalized in Colorado, Denver has become known as the Smile High City.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The women are somehow bouncier, on the gal o’ pogos islands.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Arabia remains arid and grassless, despite the best efforts of the House of Saud.
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