There are no good German mathematicians, because in Germany, nein = zero.
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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...What’s the international language of single people?
Desperanto.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Metoonym: aka a trendy buzzword.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The man who didn’t use punchewuation ate his words. He was comma the earth.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Reckless boating in Germany is not allowed. It’s veer-boaten. As for driving, you might get autobanned.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true that in Saudi Arabia, a woman can be thrown in jail, just for saying hello?
Yes, they’ll end up in the salaamer.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do the Gents love a ‘chocolate mousse’ pun?
Because they are French and orignal.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I don’t trust people who talk about staining wood.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – they are say-tannic.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The lexicographers were involved in an acronymonious divorce.
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