Shortest distance between two points on the river Nile is a hippopotamus.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Do mathematicians in Sweden use a lot of Sven diagrams?
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I hate math. I’m an anti-summite.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The fastidious mathematician’s favourite show was Ln Order.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we half two.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Do mathematicians prefer farming by hand?
No – they’re pro tractor.
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