It’s Pi Day! Remember: if you give free pie to an ex (π + x), your ex becomes a buy-no-meal.
math
To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.
The trigonometrist needed a cosiner on his lease, because the terms were obtuse. He didn’t want to get cotan a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online radians.
Shortest distance between two points on the river Nile is a hippopotamus.
Do mathematicians in Sweden use a lot of Sven diagrams?
I hate math. I’m an anti-summite.
The fastidious mathematician’s favourite show was Ln Order.
What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.
Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we half two.
Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.


