Someone threw a glass eye at my newly augmented breasts, causing injury. They could make a movie about it: The Borrow An Eye, Dent a Titty.
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What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled beer on her?
“I’m malting!…. I’m malting!“
Jeff Bridges bought the most beautiful ski hill in France and renamed it Le Beau Ski.
Who is Lord of the Rings?
Rocky Bilboa!
Best of @PunGents #RemoveOneLetterMovies:
- Gags of New York
- Loverfield
- While You Were Seeping
- Rumpy Old Men
- Rumpier Old Men
- Shat
- Stop Or My Mom Will Hoot
- Blads of Glory – the washroom calleth
They cloned Ferris. Which is totally two Bueller.
A misplaced comma can cause a lot of confusion. Did you know that Nicholas Cage auditioned for Dirty, Hairy?
After they were massacred in the Clone Wars, there was a darth of jedi.
Did you hear about the dyslexic gambler who was addicted to Jack Black movies?
They made a movie about two noisy pigeon-hating roosters who went to White Castle: Herald-din Coo-mar.