Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.
music
Clarinetists reed music.
How would you describe most songs about farts?
Quite smell odious.
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
The nerdiest rock band ever?
Deep Urkel.
Don’t hang around musicians. They’re either cymbal-minded lyres or drum-soaked sax maniacs.
While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.
Is Billy Idol satanic?
Yes – Mony is the root of all evil
Explaining how to write music is always a draw note conversation. It may treble you, so I’ll stick to bassics.
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.


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