What’s a horse’s favourite Beatles song?
‘Hay Chewed.’
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Forget Christmas carols. It’s time to perform Johann’s arias, because today is Bach sing day.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How do you insulate your percussion instruments? With xylofoam.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Did you know about P. Diddy’s record? He spent a few years in J-Lo. Then he left, because he didn’t want to be friends with Bennifers.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Do orchestra musicians dine alone?
No – it’s always a table for tuba!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself?
Broke Bach Mountin’.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?
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