Anyone who can read music must be rather cleffer.
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Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh.
Man cannot live on bread alone?
Nonsense!
As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.
Which band’s ride always broke down? Van Ailin’
Before the big recital, I lost my flute. Now I’m in a bit of a piccolo.
Madonna song about Facebook fatigue: Like Aversion.
In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
Was Ireland a hotbed of glam rock?
No, Shamrock.
What’s a horse’s favourite Beatles song?
‘Hay Chewed.’
Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.


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