When a magician bakes bread, he doesn’t wands it – he kneads it.
occupations
Do incarcerated clowns get con-juggle visits?
Being a Starbucks barista is not a good job, but it’s their latte in life. It’s an espresso train to nowhere. It’s a foam pas. I don’t hold their work in a steam.
Why do proctologists become proctologists?
They felt a colon at an early age.
If you flunk out of school, you may wind up driving a dumbtruck.
NED: I don’t get along with bakers.
ED: Really.
NED: Let’s just say, there’s no loaf lost between us.
When they arrested the white-collar criminal he had to be fiscally restrained.
Do professional speechwriters have to fill out a lot of rant applications?
Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.
I was about to take a job as an enumerator for the government…. Thank goodness I came to my census!