NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the disgruntled septic tank cleaner who’s trying to find a plumber job?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When a magician bakes bread, he doesn’t wands it – he kneads it.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Being a Starbucks barista is not a good job, but it’s their latte in life. It’s an espresso train to nowhere. It’s a foam pas. I don’t hold their work in a steam.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do proctologists become proctologists?
They felt a colon at an early age.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you flunk out of school, you may wind up driving a dumbtruck.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I don’t get along with bakers.
ED: Really.
NED: Let’s just say, there’s no loaf lost between us.
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