If Jesus had been a chiropractor, would there have been millions of disc I pulls?
occupations
Matador: to install a door mat.
Dentists aren’t perfect; they are not without their floss.
Light bulb designers aren’t too bright. You always have to filament.
If you see a cute eye doctor you should opt to meet her.
Proctologists really know how to push my butt ends.
Hear about the dentist and his evil twin?
They were molar opposites!
Does an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the gallows suffer from performance hang-society?
The motivational speaker was fired for causing too much strive in the workplace.
Optometrists watch a lot of tell a vision.