Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
occupations
Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.
Are archers into arrow dynamics?
Do laser eye surgeons sleep around?
Yes – they are guilty of promise acuity.
Sailors only care about themselves. It’s always “Aye, Aye, Aye.”
Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.
I refuse to make my own sandwich. I rely on sub contractors.
I work at a bank. I’m a total cheque magnet.
Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
I don’t like blacksmiths. They are too metal some.

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