Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”
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(43 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)Loading...Philosophers often debate the nature of ‘golden shower‘ orgies, aka epistemology.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Nietzsche joined Facebook, and Thus Poked Zarathustra.
(16 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When Nietzsche died his followers were in de nihil.
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(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Teflon has been around since ancient times. For example, the Gnostics.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Which philosopher was most concerned about mall opening and closing times?
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