We were discussing what exactly made Skeletor evil. But then we gave up, because it was just arguing He-mantics.
philosophy
Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”
Philosophers often debate the nature of ‘golden shower‘ orgies, aka epistemology.
I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
When Nietzsche died his followers were in de nihil.
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We’re so generous.
Teflon has been around since ancient times. For example, the Gnostics.
When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.
Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.
Which philosopher was most concerned about mall opening and closing times?


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