When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.
philosophy
Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.
German intellectuals have often been accused of taking Goethe hormones.
Which philosopher was most concerned about mall opening and closing times?
Taoism is total rubbish. It’s simply a LaoTze philosophy.
An academic who studies satanism, aka a philucifer.
Blast from the past: Greek fraternity puns (and some cute little weird kids)!
An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.
Why did Socrates always keep his dough yeast-free until inspection?
Because the unexamined loaf is not worth leaven.
The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.
Is it true Aristotle invented the sperm bank? No, but he did popularize the silo jism.