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The Icelandic parliament is in recess. Althings must come to an end.
The best place for a politician to apologize? Parle-lament.
President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.
When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.
The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
Romney’s biggest scandal was when he denied all scandals, aka Mittigate.
Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
Don’t joke about Hillary Clinton and PMS – she’s the Secretory of State!
When President Obama needs to remember something, he just downloads it to Rahm.


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