President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.
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When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.
The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
Romney’s biggest scandal was when he denied all scandals, aka Mittigate.
They made a movie about Soviet censorship: The Hunt for Redactober.
Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
Don’t joke about Hillary Clinton and PMS – she’s the Secretory of State!
When President Obama needs to remember something, he just downloads it to Rahm.
NED: Will Schwarzenegger be re-elected in California?
ED: Yes – he’s the two-terminator
For those who criticize socialized medicine: ICU in Hell.


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