My Soviet-made car never worked. It had a Lada problems. It was a Lenin. It kept Stalin; I would always have to use my feet, and Trotsky to work – and that is total Bolshevik!
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Loading...When he was a young man Fidel Castro went to a Cuban psychic and asked if she could tell anything about him. The old woman looked at Fidel closely and declared, “You should avoid alcohol at all costs. Because when you are drunk I predict that you will make waves, overthrow governments, and stir up revolution!” She pointed at him, “So do not, under any circumstances, become inebriated!”
Well, El Commandante was put off. This was ridiculous:
“Me, a drunken revolutionary?” he replied, “that’s preposterous!” And he pointed a finger back, “Ma’am, you are a crook and a charlatan. Why, I don’t even believe in stupor-sedition!”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Was the Reign of Terror peaceful? It was a blood-loss revolution, after all.
(5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)Loading...The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Sign in a UK shop window: You Brexit EU bought it.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Icelandic parliament is in recess. Althings must come to an end.
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