Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: All my pimples are named ‘Benedict XVI’…
ED: Hmm, I don’t know. You shouldn’t pope your zits.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The pope just turned 90. So the Vatican had a big celibation.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.
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