Perfume business is a monopoly, because of who controls the distribution chanels.
consumer goods
I believe that, despite its name, ‘Crazy Glue’ should be taken seriously. But then again – I’m an epoxy moron.
They say the Q-tip was the perfect invention, but now that Swab 2.0 is here, it’s even more swab and sophisticated. Small wonder it’s cotton. It’s the product of the ear for 2008.
Don’t ask me for a can opener. It’s pry vat property.
The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.
If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.
Where do you buy sarcastic pots?
At a snide wok sale!
Hear about the new levy on pushpins?
It’s a tacks grab!
When should you lick an incandescent bulb?
When the filament’s made of tongue-sten.
Window shopping may be fun, but shopping for windows is panes taking work.