Photographers don’t like puns. If you tell them one they tend to shutter.
puns about puns
NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!
After Lincoln was shot, he was made fun of by punsters. He was a victim of
a sassin’ .
Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?
Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.
Gymnastics puns can push the envelope. Indeed, somersaulty.
When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.
Puns about fish are pirhanomasia.
Puns about alligator stool are a croc of shit.
When it comes to Star Wars jokes, there is a darth of Vader puns

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