If I ever make a stooped pun, then deck me.
puns about puns
Which birds are an inspiration to online punsters?
Why, the emus(e) of course!
Puns about toilet training are really scraping the bottom. Don’t ask wipe, we just poopoo them.
Irish puns are the most O’ffensive.
What do you say after making a video-game joke?
“No pun Nintendo’d!”
We will do any kind of scatological joke, except if it’s ass poonerism.
If you make a bull pun I’ll call you a cow word.
I was going to make a pun about getting opera tickets in the mail, but that would be really Puccini the envelope.
Fat jokes usually have a big paunch line.
Anyone who likes to quote punsters is a saidist.


