Puns about exploding cows? Absolutely tear a bull.
puns about puns
NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!
After Lincoln was shot, he was made fun of by punsters. He was a victim of
a sassin’ .
Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?
Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.
Do Pat and Rhain ever hang out in Starbucks?
Yes, it’s a sign of PunGentrification.
Gymnastics puns can push the envelope. Indeed, somersaulty.
When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.
Puns about fish are pirhanomasia.
Puns about alligator stool are a croc of shit.


