After Lincoln was shot, he was made fun of by punsters. He was a victim of
a sassin’ .
puns about puns
Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?
Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.
Do Pat and Rhain ever hang out in Starbucks?
Yes, it’s a sign of PunGentrification.
Gymnastics puns can push the envelope. Indeed, somersaulty.
When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.
Puns about fish are pirhanomasia.
Puns about alligator stool are a croc of shit.
When it comes to Star Wars jokes, there is a darth of Vader puns
Who was the first species to make dick jokes? Homo say penis was, in genital.


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