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12/11/2023

For every level of grief, there is a tier of joy.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

11/29/2023

People who don’t trim their hedges also don’t trim their flowers. They’re so lack a daisy cull.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

11/29/2023

I did you a favour and fed the singer of ‘Rolling in the Deep’. It was in Philadelphia.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

11/16/2023

Let us not speak of my failure to open a jar. After all, I have pried.

(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

11/13/2023

Being nude? I can’t bare it.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

11/03/2023

Manhole covers sewer are grate!

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

10/31/2023

I sell plastic pens. I’m kind of a Bic deal.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

10/26/2023

I’m no-Z. Can you give me directions to the oo?

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

10/07/2023

Do people in castles suffer from Turrets Syndrome?

(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

09/29/2023

Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.

(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)