Buy a winnebagel. You have muffin to lose. People might think you’re cookie, but donut listen.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Global massage-taking population is made up of the haves and the have-knots.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I hate Suffolk, England. I find every minute there Suffolk hating.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to boredom, I intend to go out in a blaisé of glory.
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...For cheapskates, picking up the cheque can be de bill itating.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t be a Screwage – share your fasteners.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...How do you get mud off a pig? A: Use a sludge-hammer.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Water will plunge over a cliff – True or Falls?
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...When our friend Paul was fired from a catapult, it really cast a Paul over things.
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