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09/28/2023

Lufthansa: the German company for people who ask questions in public.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

09/27/2023

Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.

(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

09/15/2023

Dangerous sneezes occur unpredictably. To insure against them, consult an atchoo-ary.

(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

09/11/2023

An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.

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09/06/2023

How does a permanent marker work? I simply can’t de-scribe it.

(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)

09/04/2023

The story about the winged creatures was ok, but at one point it became quite ridiculous. When the storyteller got to the part where a bird ate a bunch of sausages, I knew it had taken a tern for the wurst.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

08/29/2023

If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger. Seek refuge in your local embossing.

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08/21/2023

I chewed too much tobacco so I switched to sore gum.

(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)

08/20/2023

My friend knows that a bon mot is like a secret magical password. ‘Oh, pun!’, says ami.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

08/19/2023

When an exam proctor makes a citizen’s arrest for cheating, it’s invigilante justice.

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