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The coolest ‘river-fishing’ themed restaurant has hip waiters.
If you’re operating a float plane in the bush, bring a flies water.
In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
I love turning on fans. It gives me vent elation.
If you rely on hotels you are actually quite inn dependent.
It’s the end of the colander. Have funnel on new year’s sieve.
Why did the rich man run screaming from the luxury hotel?
Because – he was afraid of Hyatts!
Monetize the Earth’s atmosphere? That’s a buyin’ the sky idea.
If a concrete curb is cool to sit on, it’s because it’s a butt mint.

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