Why are all monks promiscuous womanizers?
Because they’ve taken a vow of chase-titty!
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you don’t get into heaven, take soulless.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...How do generals make decisions during a Holy War?
They ask, “What would StrateJesus do?”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...In California, opponents of the Catholic Church were conducting a mass protest against the bishop of Sacramento, who was caught drinking Sinfandel.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...When a Muslim butcher gets a divorce, does he have to pay halalimony?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Pray to end constipation: join amen turdship program.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had the 12 app puzzles?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Some fundamentalist Islamic parents won’t let their daughters leave the house. They keep them under Koran-teen.
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