Have some fast food – it’s Good Fry Day!
religion
If you worship a bag, it’s sack religious.
Do Muslims celebrate the Thanksgiving Harvest?
Yes, there are a Koranucopia of traditions!
It’s difficult to spot a Norseman. They have a Loki personality.
I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I’m willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.
The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.
Why are all monks promiscuous womanizers?
Because they’ve taken a vow of chase-titty!
If you don’t get into heaven, take soulless.
How do generals make decisions during a Holy War?
They ask, “What would StrateJesus do?”
In California, opponents of the Catholic Church were conducting a mass protest against the bishop of Sacramento, who was caught drinking Sinfandel.


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