When God made the solar system, how did He planet?
religion
Modern environmentalists have a quasi-religious zeal. They’re like emissionaries.
The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.
At Monk’s Casino you can play games of Gregorian chance.
Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.
If Jesus were a cross-dresser, would that have made him the Pantie-Christ?
Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
How to promote Viagra in Muslim countries: “I’ll Lack Bar!“
How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.
The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.